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Sunday, June 8, 2014

Visit #8: Sunday, June 8, 2014: 4:30 PM

I have admittedly been slacking off with my Taco Bell responsibilities lately.  I am going to try to right this ship tomorrow evening with a visit to Taco Bell:  if I am successful with following through on this intention, it will mark my first three-days-in-succession visiting streak to the Bell.  Not really a big deal, I know, but it's a starting point.

Today (a Sunday) I saved up my appetite since I had resolved to conquer one of the reputedly larger items on the Taco Bell menu.  (See more below.)  But just because I would be tackling a serious quantity of food did not mean that I would not be supplementing this selection with some other menu items.  The first of these:

Item #19:  CHICKEN CHALUPA SUPREME



In my own mind there has historically been some confusion as to what exactly a chalupa was.  I never knew the difference between a gordita and a chalupa, for instance.  According to some quick Internet searches, chalupas were introduced at Taco Bell at some point during 1999.  The Taco Bell chihuahua was a staple of Taco Bell's advertising during this time.  In traditional Mexican cuisine, chalupas are deep-fried, shallow, crisp cups made from cornmeal; these cups are then filled with various meat and vegetable combinations.  (The traditional Mexican chalupa is apparently not taco-shaped.)

For my meal this afternoon I went with the chicken chalupa, rather than beef or steak.  The official Taco Bell website description:

"A crispy, chewy chalupa shell filled with marinated and grilled all-white-meat chicken, reduced-fat sour cream, crisp shredded lettuce, a three cheese blend and diced ripe tomatoes."

Price:  $2.99

Taste:  7.5 (out of 10)
Value:  6.0 (out of 10)
Overall Score:  7.1 (out of 10)

I love the chalupa shell portion of the chalupa.  It is a fast food texture like almost no other.  It is crispy and chewy and flaky and soft all at the same time.  The sour cream plays very nicely with this unique texture.  This was also the first time I have encountered grilled chicken in a Taco Bell menu item; all previous chicken selections on this Live Mas adventure featured shredded chicken.  I added a packet of Salsa Verde and a packet of Fire Sauce, and I feel like that was a dead-on condiment combination.

In the context of the chalupa, I feel the texture of the grilled chicken is the right choice.  However, I would say that the flavor of the shredded chicken is a bit more robust than that of the grilled chicken.  Still, it is hard to find fault with anything taste-wise in the chicken version of the Chalupa Supreme other than the lettuce.  Perhaps it is because of the unique texture of the chalupa, or perhaps it was a random over-helping of lettuce, or perhaps the chalupa just holds more lettuce because it is a little roomier -- whatever the reality, the overwhelming perception that I had was that there was just too much lettuce.


Item #20:  NACHOS BELL GRANDE


Earlier in my Live Mas adventure I encountered Taco Bell's Nachos Supreme.  From both the Taco Bell website description and my own Internet "research" it was not immediately clear whether there was any difference between said Nachos Supreme and the Bell's Nachos Bell Grande other than the obviously more notable name and, of course, size.  (One "research" finding seemed to indicate that the only difference would be the number of sheets of toilet paper needed after the fact.)  So today I resolved to put that ambiguity to bed.  So to accompany the definitely-not-small Chicken Chalupa Supreme, I ordered the always impressive-sounding NACHOS BELL GRANDE.  The official Taco Bell website description:

"A large platter of crisp, freshly prepared daily tortilla chips covered with hearty beans, seasoned beef, warm nacho cheese sauce, diced ripe tomatoes, and reduced-fat sour cream."

Price:  $2.99

Taste:  8.0 (out of 10)
Value:  8.5 (out of 10)
Overall Score:  8.1 (out of 10)

Dear reader, after struggling to put away the Nachos Bell Grande -- and remember, to be fair, I had already consumed an entire Chalupa Supreme at this point -- I can attest that the only noticeable difference between the Nachos Supreme and Nachos Bell Grande is indeed size.  And a glorious difference it is...for instance, I had no issues with running out of chips before the toppings were pretty much completely finished as I did with the Nachos Supreme.  When you consider that there is only an $0.80 price difference, it's a no-brainer -- assuming you are that hungry.  Tasty, tasty, tasty and great value.

Item #21:  CINNAMON TWISTS


I am not a dessert guy.  I never have been, and I probably never will be.  So while I initially thought that the most challenging portion of my Live Mas adventure would perhaps be the breakfast menu -- due to the limited hours of availability -- I am beginning to suspect that it will in fact be the dessert menu that presents the most daunting challenge.  As a result, today I decided that I needed to begin dipping my toe into those sugary waters.  Item #1:  an order of Cinnamon Twists.  (I was pretty sure that they would either be gross or stale.  Or both.)  From the Taco Bell website:

"Crispy, puffed corn twists, sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar."

Price:  $0.89

Taste:  8.0 (out of 10)
Value:  8.0 (out of 10)
Overall Score:  8.0 (out of 10)

To say that my expectations for the Cinnamon Twists were low would be a bit of an understatement.  But they were tasty.  Really tasty.  If you have ever had Cinnamon Toast Crunch, that gives you an idea of what the flavor is like.  However, there was also a bit of a spicy note.  This helped to cut what might have otherwise been borderline-excessive sweetness.  But the best part of this little bag of tastiness is the texture...really light and airy, but super crispy as well.  There was not even a hint of staleness, so perhaps these are prepared daily in addition to the tortilla chips.  Maybe this dessert thing won't be so awful after all.  (But it probably will be.)

As always, the bill of goods received:


Peace out until tomorrow, home slices.

Visit #7: Saturday, June 7, 2014: 10:17 AM

I had a bit of a rough week at work.  Consequently, I hadn't been feeling much like eating supper of late; thus, no Taco Bell experiences to report since last weekend.  The solution?  Breakfast!

Before I get to the food, I want to gripe about something.  A ridiculous complaint, really, but one I feel should be addressed at least in passing.  One of the menu items I ordered for breakfast came in a paper wrapper.  A lot of Taco Bell menu selections come in this type of a wrapper.  Many menu selections from other fast food restaurants come in such a wrapper as well.  For some reason -- I don't know why -- I happened to glance down at my wrapper after I finished consuming its contents.


"We want to hear about your visit!"  That's a nice enough sentiment.  The next line is the one that puzzled me:  "WARNING:  DO NOT REHEAT THIS PACKAGE."  I don't understand how reheating a paper wrapper could be dangerous.  It could definitely be dangerous to reheat the contents of the package; the prospect of consuming reheated/microwaved Taco Bell sounds a bit terrifying.  My natural skepticism leads me to believe that this is simply a ploy by the Bell to coerce consumers to buy new Taco Bell rather than reheat leftover Taco Bell.  (After all, it doesn't explicitly say that reheating is dangerous, just that you shouldn't do it.)  On to the food.


Item #17:  A.M. GRILLED TACO W/BACON


On Breakfast Visit #1 I consumed the shockingly yummy Waffle Taco with Sausage.  Today I tried another variation on the breakfast taco:  The A.M. Grilled Taco with Bacon.  From the Taco Bell website:

"Fluffy scrambled eggs, melted cheddar cheese and flavorful bacon folded in a warm tortilla and grilled for portability."

Price:  $1.00

Taste:  7.5 (out of 10)
Value:  7.5 (out of 10)
Overall Score:  7.5 (out of 10)


First, the positives:  There was a delightfully crispy texture to the grilled tortilla itself.  This was unexpected and ensured that the texture would not be one-note.  Also, the bacon and cheese flavors played nicely with the Fire Sauce that I applied (a breakfast first!).

But the bacon was once again present in tiny, fragmented form.  Sigh.  The eggs suffered a bit of compacting -- just as they did in the A.M. Crunchwrap -- so I am guessing this is an unfortunate consequence of the grilling process.  (They were wonderfully fluffy in the ungrilled Waffle Taco.)  Perhaps most egregiously, the whole Grilled Taco w/Bacon seemed too empty.  (See picture below.)  Not a bad little breakfast bite overall -- especially for the price -- but nothing exceptional here.




Item #18:  STEAK & EGG CHEESY BURRITO


As a broad statement I would say that thus far in my "Live Mas" eating experience I have enjoyed Taco Bell's taco offerings more so than their burrito offerings.  Not so today, my friend.  Today I was introduced to the Steak & Egg Cheesy Burrito.  From the Taco Bell website:

"Fluffy scrambled eggs, lots of warm, melted cheddar cheese, marinated, premium thick cut steak, and creamy jalapeño sauce all wrapped up in a warm flour tortilla."

Price:  $2.49

Taste:  8.5 (out of 10)
Value:  8.0 (out of 10)
Overall Score:  8.4 (out of 10)


The first thing I noted, as with other Taco Bell burrito offerings, was the heft.  This is a not insignificant  portion of breakfast food.  First bite:  plenty of tasty (if not necessarily juicy, since the steak at Taco Bell only appears to come "well done") steak and cheesy goodness.  There were lots of eggs too, probably just a bit too many.  It wasn't notably spicy in spite of the jalapeño sauce, so I did add a bit of Fire Sauce to the second half of the Steak & Egg Cheesy Burrito.

This baby did not have the shocking "Wow" factor that the Waffle Taco did.  But the Steak & Egg Burrito is a shining example of what Taco Bell is capable of when they apply their menu and ingredient strengths in a way that uses common sense.  I could easily see myself enjoying one of these on a weekly basis.  It seems so simple in concept but many fast food restaurant chains just don't get it.  They constantly seek to invent new menu items that stray further and further from their core competencies and the results are most often disastrous.

It seems clear to me that the Steak & Egg Burrito should be added to Taco Bell's lunch and dinner menus as well.  Other than that, nicely done Taco Bell.

Here is the evidentiary receipt:


Till next time, keep Living Mas.